On a plane , the pilot speaks with the copilot:
After i drink my coffee , i’m gonna make love with the blonde stewardess.The stewardess hears him and she runs quickly to tell him that he forgot the mic on and he was heard in the whole airplane. In the midle of the plane an old man stops her :
Why are running like that? Let the man finish his coffee.
2 blondes in the shower:
Please give your shampoo!
But there is one beside you…
I KNOW , BUT THIS ONE IS FOR DRY HAIR AND MY HAIR IS WET !
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why does it work?
A: “Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?”
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw “911″ on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
